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Professionalism requires that I not flinch, laugh, make a face or otherwise blink in response to a liberry patron's requests. Today a man called and asked for a wide variety of books: "Treasure Islands: Uncovering the Damage of Offshore Banking and Tax Havens" (yawn); "Best American Erotica 2004" (me wonders why that year out of any year he could have picked?); "How wars end : why we always fight the last battle" (I shrug, no biggie); "Orgasmic: Erotica for women" (and he sounds rather old on the phone. I wonder what he's up to?); and last but not least "The happy hooker's guide to mind-blowing sex : 69 orgasmic ways to pleasure a woman"....Oooola la....